It is now officially the day before Christmas and it appears someone has been rather naughty. Or would that be just plain dumb?
“Todd Shriber, 28-year-old press aide to U.S. Rep. Denny Rehberg, R-Mont., e-mailed the security Web site attrition.org on Aug. 9, writing: “I need to urgently make contact with a hacker that would be interested in doing a one-time job for me. The pay would be good. Im not sure what exactly the job would entail with respect to computer jargon, but I can go into rough detail upon making contact with a candidate.“[1]
One thing for certain, the email correspondence between Mr. Schriber and attrition dot org is, in a word, priceless. Especially this bit about the pigeons and squirrels.[2]
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Todd Shriber (nascar24_08530@yahoo.com)
Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2006 17:30:44 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Question for you or other Attrition members
: Wow, I feel dumb now. I honestly cannot rember if there were pigeons on
: campus or not. A lot of crazy squirrels, but I cant remember pigeons.
: Just for my own edification, why do you need to know that? Ill find out
: for you.
Hey, squirrels work fine. First, lets be clear. You are soliciting me to
break the law and hack into a computer across state lines. That is a
federal offense and multiple felonies. Obviously I cant trust anyone and
everyone that mails such a request, you might be an FBI agent, right?
So, I need three things to make this happen:
1. A picture of a squirrel or pigeon on your campus. One close-up, one
with background that shows buildings, a sign, or something to indicate you
are standing on the campus.
2. The information I mentioned so I can find the records once I get into
the database.
3. Some idea of what I get for all my trouble.
Mr. Shriber actually sent attrition dot org pictures of a squirrel. And he wonders why he had less than exemplary grades?
From: Todd Shriber (nascar24_08530@yahoo.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:47:07 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: pictures
Parts/Attachments:
1 Shown 8 lines Text (charset: ISO-8859-1) 4 852 KB Image, "49721127-Picture 006.jpg" 6 817 KB Image, "2779608244-Picture 007.jpg"----------------------------------------
I hope these work, theres no pigeons, but some of
other birds and a couple with a squirrel. Let me know
how to proceed from here. I think theres a way to
verify that I took these yesterday…
Too bad they didnt ask him to deliver the pictures via SquirrelMail. Alas, Mr. Shribers career has come to a screeching halt[3] although his stunning stupidity is sure to be rich fodder for “you know youre a moron when…” jokes for years to come.[4]
“I dont know what is his dumbest move: (a) contacting Attrition in the first place, (b) using a real name Yahoo email address or (c) speaking at length about what he needed?“[5]
How about (d) failing to get a clue when they asked for pictures? At the very least, he should have thought the request was… well… a tad squirrely. Whatever the case, if you still dont “get it” do check out Joshua Micah Marshalls Talking Points.